inbox: expiation

[oracledriven]

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[nullificates]

i'm back, did you even notice i was gone???????????????

[oracledriven]

[He did. He even noticed the wheelchair. But he's also a smartass, so of course he goes with something like:]

huh
i knew it seemed quieter around here

[nullificates]

should i make our living space quieter? i can simply kick you out and be with my thoughts!

(two can play, noel.)

[oracledriven]

really? i figured your thoughts were the roommates you liked least of all

[what are we paying, again. it sounds dumb]

[nullificates]

no have you met my actual roommate hes the worst

[oracledriven]

and "find a better roommate" isn't an option because...??

[nullificates]

business! economy! contracts! agreements! treaties! familiarity!

[oracledriven]

i keep thinking someday you might say something that makes sense, and then nope! surprise! more weird nonsense!

[nullificates]

i was totally serious, though!

[oracledriven]

fine. "more serious weird nonsense" then

[nullificates]

what if you find out i'm actually a genius and start wanting me to put in effort

we gotta keep it weird and nonsensical in this household, noel!!!!

[oracledriven]

not that i'm really an expert on this but,
isn't the whole point of opening a business to...put effort into it?

[nullificates]

thought the point of it were the friends we made in the way, the lands we conquered, the adventures he had, while we were not putting effort into it whatsoever.

i barely keep any of the profits, it all goes to all of you, so, i get to slack off!

[oracledriven]

so we're friends now, huh? i knew there was a soft heart under there somewhere

[nullificates]

did i ever say otherwise???????

[oracledriven]

you say a lot of things, and yet still never seem to actually say much

[nullificates]

it's my charm. does that mean you have questions for me or burning curiosity?

[oracledriven]

guess i do, yeah. sticking my nose in other peoples' business is a hobby of mine

[nullificates]

then shoot! i want to hear what sorts of questions that mind can create!

[oracledriven]

alright, you got it. first question. what the hell happened to your legs?

[nullificates]

what a way to greet a friend, you saw me and didn't even come talk to me? lame. hate you.

i was home and i was in the middle of a murder game to escape the most secret safest max prison in the world for ability users and the elevator i was in fell with me in it.

[oracledriven]

you seemed busy

hold on. you were in prison??

[nullificates]

maximum security top secret prison please respect mersault

for nearly a year? boring, super boring, i really don't recommend it. we needed someone on the inside to keep an eye on someone else, so i went!

1/2

[oracledriven]

weird flex, but ok

[oracledriven]

so you were there on purpose?
you break your legs on purpose, too?

[nullificates]

oh no i hate pain
i just wanted to eat crab for dinner and here i was in the murder escape games

[oracledriven]

you have a wild life

[nullificates]

is that all you wanted to know????? how did i crush my legs???

[oracledriven]

is there something else you WANT me to want to know?

[nullificates]

i want to know what you want to know! isn't it much more interesting than what i want you to want to know?

1/3 lmfao

[oracledriven]

i

[oracledriven]

wait...what? [what are they even talking about anymore???]

[oracledriven]

[... ... no. anyway.]

alright. how long were you at home for?

[nullificates]

ten minutes.

[oracledriven]

seriously?! that's a hell of a lot of trouble for ten minutes!

[nullificates]

honestly thank god because i did spend the last year in a tiny little suspended square of glass!!! no sun rights!!!! i was bored OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!

[oracledriven]

a square of glass? i guess i can see how that'dbe boring, even if it's only a year

[nullificates]

very small. nothing to do!! just eat sleep read sleep sleep!!!!

i got here and stretched a lot!!

[oracledriven]

sounds like you found ways to amuse yourself, at least

[nullificates]

oh, absolutely, there were other glass squares.

you have the right to three more questions. otherwise, i'll go back to telling you solely bullshit!!!!

[oracledriven]

why the sudden "get to know me" routine?

[nullificates]

because you have burning questions, you just said.

well, right revoked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oracledriven]

yeah, but why did you answer? you didn't have to. not that i'm complaining, but like i said, i'm a curious guy

[nullificates]

because i'm curioust about what you are curious!